Frequently
Asked Questions
When can I take you up on the 10-1 challenge?
Just about
anytime, my schedule is surprisingly flexible.
What do you do for living?
What does it look like?
I'm a professional athlete.
The only reason
you're so good is because you don't go to work and can play all the
time.
First of all
that's not a question. Second of all I don't see college students working
9-5 either but I'm still better than all of them too. Quit making excuses!
How are you so
great?
I'm not certain.
I heard you weren't
that good in college, what's up with that?
That's actually true. I didn't start taking the game seriously
until late my senior year.
Why
do you play the same bums over and over?
One could make a strong argument I don't
always play the best, that's why I launched CTC.
Can you afford
to lose a thousand dollars?
Of course, I'm a professional athlete I already told you that. I can't
afford to lose many thousands though, so if you've got a game make your
challenge now.
How do I know
you'll pay up if I win?
I've been betting on everything for three years and have never once
failed to pay up. I have many references. Drop
me an email and we'll make sure you're totally comfortable I'm good
for it before you make the trip.
Have you ever
thrown a perfect game?
Of course I have. October 23, 2005 vs. Jon "The Truth" Davis.
What's
the best way to get in your head?
Lull me to sleep by downplaying your ability. Tell me you're not much
of a player. Also, spend lots of time lavishing praise on my game, that
tends to make me struggle. Do not under any circumstances talk trash
or exude a hint of confidence.
How's your two
on two game?
It's become quite strong over the summer. My two on two individual match
record is probably better than my one on one and I've had quite a cast
of teammates. I didn't use to take two on two seriously but that's all
changed.
Do
you subscribe to the naked run rule?
For those of you who don't know that refers to a mandatory shameful
naked run for a team unable to break down to four cups before getting
beat, and the answer is no. First of all it's for Brothers Nights only,
second of all I think the rule has become obsolete for this generation
of players. In the old days players weren't very good so they could
rarely close a game out before their opponents had broken down, that's
all changed now and the result would be way too much nakedness were
the rule still in effect.
Do
you honestly think you're the best?
Sometimes I figure there has to be someone better out there. Other times
I when I wake up in the morning and step behind that rectangle, I truly
believe it's the one place I'll always have everything go my way.
I heard you don't
drink all your beer.
That's a bunch of garbage. Sometimes it takes me a little longer because
my body can't burp and my stomach is full from the 10 games of one on
one I just finished playing but I drink more than my share. I think
people marginalize the game when they emphasize the drinking aspect
so heavily. I'll gladly accept challenges from sober players.
Why is Beirut
so hard to spell?
I don't know, but it really is. Between all the different spellings
and many people calling it beer pong it's no wonder the game can't get
a foothold on the internet. No two people google it the same way.
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